Liberal phallicy (fallacy) is a long and hard battle meant to make Conservatives look like d**ks because of their beliefs. However, like all liberal arguments, they become flaccid after a while and require a hard effort to keep them standing, something that Texas college students are taking to heart. This year, activists at the University of Texas have an extra item on their school supply list: pencils, paper, notebooks and let's not forget about dildos.
Feel free to wipe whatever you spit at your computer screen after reading the word “dildos”. You read it correctly. If you'll recall, last year, Texas Governor Greg Abbott signed Senate Bill 11, which authorized individuals to carry concealed firearms on college campuses, including classrooms and dormitories. A lawsuit to counter the bill recently failed, and now a protest is occuring.
Participants in this protest have strapped dildos to their backpacks to show that they're an opponent of the law. Nearly 4,000 dildos were donated to campus activists by dirty sex companies all over the country.
Cocks Not Glocks, they're all calling this absurd movement, which doesn't really make sense.
Read what the College Democrat Coordinator had to say on the next page.
What sick professor put these young kids up to this?
F**e intellectuals with f**e dicks very appropos.
It was the huge black dong and she got the whole thing in her mouth just like her mom taught her and showed her .
I wonder if one of the phalluses will be used against a coed and she didn’t have a Glock instead to protect herself.
Looks to me these young ladies are looking for trouble an what ever they need.
Fine carry your dildos see how well they protect you! Dumb asses.
Well there is a lot of wasted money.