The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
I wish!
Bull c**p…buff said !
WORKS FOR ME!!!
The great American resource!
They could probably cut the count in half over there.
Too funny!
Guns, ammo, beer and ice. What could possibly go wrong?
Relax in the safety of your own delusions Ruth.
Git ‘her done.
Hoorah !!!