The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
And maybe throw is a few early day westerners for good measure!
And fly the confederate flag.
John, I would suggest you actually watch something other than MSNBS and Jon Stewart…. Believe me, I get the reports from all areas of the Middle East and I KNOW what is going on here in the USA because I dare to follow sites like the Pentagon, C-SPAN, and follow the House and Senate what is voted on and who is voting. I also get reports from Senator’s and members of the House from both sides of the aisle. I watch everything the President is doing, especially the billions he is sending to ISLAMIC Countries and the 3/4 billion that he has used to repair Mosques in the Middle East. Haven’t you heard his own General’s talk about nothing being done to ISIS. No? You wouldn’t hear such things on his WH controlled Media Stations and newspapers like NYT and WAPO… I won’t even go into the ILLEGAL BS HE is flooding into our Country and WHY. I could write you a book. Don’t get into a pissing contest with me sir because I have too many facts that can back up what I say and Facts and Truth are known to make Democrats heads explode. Speaking of delusions, John, you really need to start checking things out for yourself instead of listening to the BS Propaganda coming from the REGIME. You really do sound like an indoctrinated, ‘uninformed voter’ who thinks they’ve got the brain cells to troll but can only demean and call someone names because you have NOTHING of substance to be able to carry on an intelligent conversation.
LOL!! 😉
ah man, dang i want one, that would be a fun toy
NOT ENOUGH OF THEM
All you would have to tell us rednecks is ISIS KILLED DALE EARNHARDT ITS OPEN SEASON ON ISIS AND NO LIMIT. PROBLEM SOLVED..
Yaaaa…hope so…..
20mm rifle
This I gotta see