The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
@[100000514750517:2048:Dennis Lee] is this you?
This sounds good..
Ok….truth and action…while I think you are all pathetic conservative liars……this one was actually funny! And…..not a bad idea!
Don’t forgot to give them there flag of Glory!! it better than the ISIS Flag? Right!!
I like it.
Funny if it worn’t true. Cousen Billy-Bob jus called and needs ammo, beer, hotpockets and wants me to watch his pickup till next week.
What a great idea……two birds with one stone as they say!
@[1590660059:2048:Scott Hamlin] @[100000322775620:2048:Chris Blasi] @[1190177091:2048:Wood Smith] @[100000563704323:2048:Joni Ficek] @[100000030556572:2048:Christi Riggs]
You should copy and paste this out onto your email friends and get it out in the open…………*:)
where do you go to join?