The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
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LOL – go rednecks!
now thats funny
go getthem,let them know your there
Just give them plenty of Beans, Pork Ribs, Beer, Ammo and no Politicans (and Political Groups) to get in their way, and they’ll just do fine over there.
Really he means business!!
GO REDNECK’S. If you need to test it before you are deployed several locations come to mind.
You go guys. Tennessee in behind you.
DON’t get too excited Boys ,remember who you are dealing with.. This may his way of getting a few good men killed MUSLIUMS lie like dogs. If this is for real , show them what happens when you mess with America. GOD bless & keep you all safe & well. GOD bless America.
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