The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Hell yes
Sign me up ! !
Send the Black Gangs
too!
They promised me one of those rifles, so I joined up. LOL
I need 7 or 8 of them
@[100000095214035:2048:Cecil Mcdonald Jr.]
Where can I sign up?
If only it were true. But they should be sent to Washington first and Chicago.
Projections are that ISIS will be completely destroyed within 24 hours after these guys land ! ! !
now that is a gun