The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Well all I can say is have read my joke for today. I guess he is carrying a red neck tooth pick.LOL
Send obama to fight all his brothers.
Great
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In every war we have had, if it wasn’t for southerners we would have lost.
Those Rednecks will clean their plows in a very short time. KUDOS TO OUR (USRSF) THEY KNOW HOW TO GET’ER DONE.
Where do you enlist??
Is this for real or just a joke? If true, always believed Americans could be pushed just so far and then they will take up the fight on their own. God Bless!
Use barack insane odumbo for a target shot.
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