The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
GREAT BUT LETS TAKE CHARGE OF THE ISIS PROBLEM HERE IN AMERICA FIRST. THEN THINK OF FOREIGN PROBLEMS AMEN
Sounds good to me.
Love those redneck boys!!!
BS
YES !
But he agreed to let turkey and these troops fire on Kurdish troops and their fighters. ?
you go, boy, blow up those mofo’s…
yeah my red neck brothers lol lol
Getter done
Who said rednecks dont love Jesus. WRONG!!