The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Wow. Now that’s a gun.
Wow. Where do I get this rifle?
Can’t stop laughing
Tell them not to forget but Barack Hussein Obama is part of Isis
I love this! Lol but in a sincerity the backwoods true patriots and veterans of America could get more done than the government we have at this very moment.
Load them all up
That would do it though!
The Mullet militia.
Well I’d be better than what he’s done so far!!!
obama doesnt want the americans over seas fighting iss he wants to bomb them