The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
ANTI TANK RIFLE ANYONE?
i seen one near Navarre Fl beach, it was after an all night beach party.
Mullets and Bullets!
Now thats a gun.
Finnish Lahti-20mm anti tank gun.
im in
Thanks for your Service get them all and God Bless You All…….
Well, as funny as it sounds, no one would want to try invading any of these communities. They’re READY!
Today is the 12th, so in 2 days…Wow!!! & another in June…omg!
Sadly, that’s all it would really take. 500 or so committed troops. The rednecks would not last very long, they lack discipline and chain of command. I don’t think they’d get wiped out, I think they’d just get bored and move on at the real lack of a challenge.