The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Fare thee well my comrades-may the redeye gravy fall like rain to protect you in your endeavor
All wars are started on lies. This one would be no different than the rest…
Another Obama stupid hoaxes,
Where do I sign up?
You can sign up at http://www.zowaa.org . Or you can also go to $#%&!@*yrian church of the east website. http://Www.acero.org
Im pooping
The only thing that will solve the problem is if people realize that isis is really the cia and Israeli mossad. They want them there destroying the middle east and to get rid of $#%&!@*ad in Syria to get one step closer to the new world order.
My new hand gun 🙂 do you like it 🙂
I’d sign up
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