The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Nice mullet
No limit permit, $50 a head on ISIS…..sign me up
Recruit some retired Door Gunners!!
I am was a door gunner in nam 1970
I didn’t p$#%&!@* the physical. But go ahead and bring it on.
Our forces need to stay a home in the United States so when jade helm 15 starts We will have LEGAL AMERICANS to stand up against the rest.
You know that’s right!
Sign me up!!
Ha..$#%&!@*, I’m in!!!!
Some of these remarks would be funny if not for the fact that this is so sad. !!! We do need people to stand up and fight these filthy pieces of garbage !!!