The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
I want to join… do you take brits?..
Where do I join up!
You will need that for martial law
GO GET ’em!
Us rednecks will protect this country
Time to defend selves and the land.
nice pea shooter.
Amen brother…. go get em.
isis $#%&!@*s dont know fear untill they see a bunch of beered up rednecks in pick ups out for blood lol
Git ‘er done!