The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Im ready to deploy with the USRSF, ASAP, sign me up
Thats the first 500 better get more,,, recruit some more,even if just to carry the ammunition
Where do we sign up!
IS A JOKE ON YA , BEEN ON HERE BEFORE
Lol, let’s wait and see!
count me in
Sign me up!
Boots on the ground?
I will go. I love to defend freedom but i think that we need to start with DC?
welcome to the 3′ penis crowd.