The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Lmfao
Girly did you start this group
oh good. maybe something will get done for once.just hope it’s good
I want one of THOSE! See who starts with me then. 🙂
#billburr
Now there’s a gun…. lol This made me laugh
2016
ISIS ain’t seen nothing till they tie up with a redneck
If this were true I would worry about Obama hitting them with drones. I don’t trust him
exactly what we need. I’d sign on in a heartbeat. Go Rednecks!