The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Gotta have one !!
When those country boys get done with isis, they can use whats left to increase the size of their cow$#%&!@* pile.
If that was true,then go get them boys.
Love it if it’s for real!!!
Im in
Oh if only
yup
NOW THIS WOULD WORK
Go destroy the evil ISIS..
Sand mountain Infrantry I presume