The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
That’s not a gun. This is a gun!
What are we waiting on?
Take no prisoners.
I will vote for president, the one with the most kill shots. At least they are warriors.
I’m afraid that is what its coming too
I in
Yeah baby, yeah!
I wanna look cool so bad that im gonna photo shop my head on some fat dudes body cause hes holding a ww2 potato gun..yee yee!!! What a douche.
The dumb bastards what the Seals arent elite? Obama is insane..
OOOOOO, that’s a good idea!!!! Get a bunch of rednecks together and get them armed, and ISIS will be a thing of the past.