The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.

Im game.
daam and i was excited there for a momet
were do I sign up/
Pig herders
Where Do We Put Our X At~~~
LMAO
Potato guns would take them out
amen
I am with you
Whats the bursting radius of the round that shoots