The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
I’m not white, but sign me up!!!!
I like it
I wana join
you can bet the your last dollar that the pentagon is the last ones that would want anyone armed as they are all about submission our submission
Go gettem. Treat them like the crocks in the swamp.
Iwould sure like to meet some of these guys from this elite force ,we girls are veterans too and want to get in on the pickings as the saying goes downsouth,make thatTexas!
Let’s finish them off here first in the US at the 22-34 training camps then maybe Iraq.
Suggested for years, wouldn’t even need to arm them
Hey, all y’all ISIS idiots: Come on down here to Texas and we’ll show you dumb $#%&!@*es what fightin and killin is all about !! Oh, and by the way, we soak all our ammo in pig blood just for you losers !!! Be realy careful if ya try and sneak up on us, cause we got a gun behind jus about ever blade of gr$#%&!@* !! Give us a chance to introduce to what we call: Redneck Hospitality – All y’all will like it lots !!!!
Why didn’t the pentagon think of this sooner lol