The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
That’s funny or maybe true!!!!!!!!
I heard that Jade Helm 15 was going take out the miilitia
i have a big fox hole your welcome
Hell git r done..lets make samiches out those child molesting towel head sand digging aum $#%&!@*es..courtesy of your BLACK REDNECK…
To be used against ISIS or citizens of the United States?
You might Laugh, but we might need these more than you think, I’m about ready!
Awesome , get her done .
And they’re using bacon bullets!
Hell yes its about time
Like the little gun!!!!