The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.

I wish I had one of these little riffles
God go with them. I would be extra vigil with Obama leading you. He has lots of friends in bad places.
Too bad it wasn’t true but u can keep our boarders rid of them.
The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Send ’em over. They will solve two instances of ignorance! 😉
Now that’s funny right there!
better start taking these $#%&!@*stains known as isis who spread their cult evil false religion seriously, they are a serious problem and need to be dealt with on a very serious note…..
Everybody signup!!!!!!!! LOL
Why is this picture photo shopped? Notice the head is all dark and outside of it is bright as hell
go for it