The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Take no $#%&!@* or prisoners.
Keep the pentagon out of it , they will tell you that you can’t shoot the terrorist because it might upset the president!
James Griffith Anthony Veitz Jim Buszka
Im all in, lol
Rednecks unite!!!
I’m in! Have rifle, will travel
It’s gonna come down to the rednecks fighting ISIS cause the govt hasn’t done chit…. My Sig and 12 gauge are oiled and ready
Sign me up! I am ready to fight with you!!!
Dont mess with us Southern boys
why not deer season is over hate to waste all that ammo on a target that don’t move hell i’m in