The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Yeah that’ll do the trick
i paint my face red too. lots of commies have moved into my burb/burg since the “king of poverty” moved into the WH next town over…
Corey Boss lol read this $#%&!@*
Dylan Tyree lol yes!!!!!
Go get the bastards.
Who you calling disposable?
Dam
I WANT ONE!!!! ( no damn it, not the redneck ! )
Imagine after a confrontation and the success obtained the big ass keg party. The pentagon would not be able to keep the beer flowing
I want one