The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Yea boy get em
Thought you were going after moose .
The KKK vs Isis natural born enemies! Who would win? They both have funny hats and are afraid of giving off there secret identities.
The United States redneck can do a better job than the Iraq citizens. If the Iraqi men were men they would gather up all the men and go fight the good fight for their country. I personally am a veteran and do not want the war with ISIS. It’s not our problem. Their country has men that need to act like men and stop hiding behind religion and shame.
Let’s drop pigs on them and watch them run like little bi**** they are
Then set them on fire
Those fckers got dale!?! All hell naw!
squrriel rifle?
I have a 300 Win Mag that can reach out and touch someone with bullets dipped in bacon grease!
Woohoo!
Largest army in the world is the American private gun owners. Let’s rule this place!!