The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Go get ’em boys!!
Next time bring the big gun!
Yee haw!
Now these boys will get’er done!
This is a funny story.
WOW! GIT ER’ DONE!
See, now I KNOW this website is full of c**p. This is all just sattire and nothing more. See, I know military terminology and the logic behind naming things the way they do, and no unit would be officially referred to as “Redneck Special Forces”. Not to mention, that picture is photoshopped. Even the untrained eye can tell. His face is too dark and the shadow on his shoulder is too small.
Come on, now.
That sounds like a plan
sign me up
Need them here