The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Take’em snipe hunting.
I’m in where ever needed…
Hope they are marching in a straight line……..ammo won’t be cheap.
I don’t think Isis is the threat the threat is much closer
Sign me up 2
So… That means they’re heading to DC and israel, the trainers, funders, and creators of al qaeda/is/isil/isis/all nusra/etc. ?
ISIS is the threat Danny McNeil but what people are not saying is thy r planted all over America but concentrated in DC particularly the White House
Don’t underestimate a redneck. Great shooters and trackers, good cleaning and skinning skills. Maybe what we need.
git-r-done!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha …..