The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
May be just another way of rounding ’em up.
training weapon from WWII
Then tell these redneck boys to get on the ball, and Godspeed! If Shariah Law is implented in all of America, (And the constitution is shredded) and these sick psychos came to school to take a bride, what would you do if it was your child, or your grandchild? Legal rape.
After they make toys out of your children, they will kill them. Or make them be suicide bombers.
How sick and sorry, low down rats.
OMG That thing could take out someone on Mount Washington in Maine while standing in downtown LA or definitely take oput any of Obamas drones and could really seal our borders. Couldn’t you see an illegal crossing into the US and seeing that aimed at himl Priceless!
YES !
Ha!
hey don’t laugh at rednecks they would do a better job than currently led forces and would eliminate the scum.
I need one of these.