The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Praise God!!
if only they would..the problem would probably be solved by now
I love his weapon
lol
I bet they would join in!!!! Lol
Don’t tell me let me guess….ahh you favorite hunting gun right? LOL
Hahahaha! I’m a closet member!
Well said Nicholas Costanzo
I bet they would join in the fight to take our country back! I would trust him before i would some other people! If you get my drift.
Now that’s American protecting our country