The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
That damn gun needs a trailer hitch and wheels
I have that pic in my History…only 4 were made as of 2015. It is the equivalent of a Nitro Express and 50Cal rolled in together.
Give the Southern Redneck the mission and let them wipe Isis up on our shores.
Lol.
LMAO
The photo shop is spot on. Nailed it.
Photo shopped
Country boys know how to survive !
Its sheer stupidity is what it is
all us southern rednecks are members…