The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Love it!!!’
Melinda S Reynolds I KNOW mine could! Hunter, fisherman, toolman, you name it! And my Grandson?! OMG, he’s a robot builder!
That’s what I was thinking! My father was a USMC Expert Rifleman.
more like a sniper’s cannon! LOL
Hell yes
Jerusalem ☠️
That would sure take those carpet riders out of those sky..
Both of you understand this is a joke right??
Does that have a bump stock .lol lol
how bout you sign up someone has to do something about it