The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
That’s who we need to send in, they get something done!!!!
Love this busted a gut on this one
The deplorables are ready to get in line and sign up
love this guy
QUESTION IS: WHERE on earth did he buy that? Or how did he build it?! LOL
And I hope they stay ready
Just give every LEGAL AMERICAN carte blanc to hunt those vast area down and exterminate the infestations.
Problem will be taken care of within a week. All the government has to do is provide body bags and disposal.
My son can probably build it 🙂
Who the Hell comes up with this BS?? Who do you think is funding ISIS and shuffling them around from country to country????? My God folks stop listening and start researching.
Obama and Soros and Hillary.