Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
And THAT dear world is the extent of their smarts.
Will you asses go home
But donkeys don’t
Yeah the camel humpers will have humps on their backs. Their dicks will be the tails
If his hands get pregnant do they have little fingers? Where is the birth canal? Under the thumb nail? Lmao
Man who plants a 2×4 upside his head finds joy.
Arm up
Kill em all!!
No a wise man in the whole cult.
Stay in Turkey – we’re about to do a house cleaning here in America and you don’t want to meet the devil before your time.