Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
His head looks pregnant
I think his green towel is wrapped too tight around his skull. And Muslim goat fuckers will have little goat children in the afterlife!
Livestock just got nevous
what are they gonna do with all the pregnant goats ,sheep and donkeys? just asking.
They have furry ugly kids in This life!
Ain’t no way this man really said something so stupid. Is he really that off his rocker?
Why is he wearing a green hemorrhoid donut on his head ?
I lived in Saudi Arabia for 2 years, not with the kings and princes, I loved among the common arabs… trust me when I tell you, there is no more common people ! You don’t want them here !
is this what happened to you?
Seriously?
Holy c**p that’s funny so is against our religion to$#%&!@*but it’s okay to rape little girls and women and cut people’s heads off and do whatever else to help me feel like