Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
Muslims with$#%&!@*in mouth will have jaws with twins
They may do cause liberals here do
They get whatever disease the goat has.
And Muslims who molest goats will find their goats wanting child support in the afterlife!.
IDIOT!!!!?
Rotflmao…….
What about the goat screwing Muslims? What do they find in the after life
What about those who rape young girls and boys, this radical uneducated crew need to go back( a d take their American converts) back to the sand pile.
Lol loudly!
Well I guess that’s better than hair….