The social justice warrior campaigns to replace Confederate, and founding father statues and monuments are taking off like wildfire. Over 27,450 people have signed the latest petition calling to replace a Confederate monument in Olde Towne Portsmouth, Virginia with a statue of rapper Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliott. Scroll down to view the top 5 list.
The author of the petition, Nathan Coflin, says Elliott “encapsulates the culture and spirit of the city.”
“Hailing from humble beginnings as the only child of a power company dispatcher and a welder at Portsmouth’s lauded naval shipyard, she rose to become a platinum recording artists with over 30 million albums sold. All this without even once owning a slave,” the petition reads. “Together we can put white supremacy down, flip it and reverse it.”
Now working hard and achieving the American Dream is commendable. But, every successful person in America, regardless of race, is achieving their goals without the use of slaves. Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliott may be the only person to hail from the area proud of misdemeanors. But, that doesn't necessarily uniquely make her the most qualified person to represent that region. Furthermore, the petition completely overlooks the whole point of the monuments. To remember those who died in the past, and learn from their experiences. She is still alive. But to be fair, let's go down this nonsensical liberal rabid rabbit hole.
What can Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliot teach us? How to take a big black d–k. From her song, “Sock It To Me”:
I was lookin for affection
So I decided to go, swing that dick in my direction
I'll be out of control
Let's take it to perfection
Just you and me
Let's see if you can bring the bring the bring the nasty out of me
Nownownow now sock it
Ooh ahh, sock it to me like you want to
I can take it like a pro and you'll know
Do it long bro with a back stroke
My hormones are jumpin like a disco
I be poppin mats like some Crisco.
Uh why Missy be sockin it to niggaz like Ree-Ree
The baddest industry bitches of the century
Hit hard like penitentiary did, finally admitted
that we the shit, combination on this lethal
Poppin patron in the 600 with no see-through
hundred with no see through
This is just wrong on so many levels. Being a slut isn't the way to get affection. And no, no, no, Crisco is not a lubricant, it's what you use to fry chicken. Also, is it okay for everyone to use the n word now? And if not why are we putting up a statue of a rapper who tosses the N word around like it's a conjunction? Who is Ree-Ree? Who thought it would be a good idea to walk around through life with such a stupid name? No wonder Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliot just calls him/her/it n*gger.
Last but not least, seems mighty suspicious she feels like she has to brag about how good she is at getting pounded. Seems like one of those things that you don't ever have to broadcast if you actually do have any skills in that department. And if you were really all that, you wouldn't be needing to say “sock it to me like you want to”… Just saying, just saying…
But, according to the creators of this petition, Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliot represents us all,
Missy is all of us. Missy is everything the Confederacy was not,” it adds. Coflin plans to deliver the petition to City of Portsmouth Mayor John L. Rowe, Vice Mayor of Portsmouth Paige Cherry, Councilman Bill Moody Jr., and other locally elected officials.
Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliot ain't Jesus. She's not “all of us”. Can you imagine if anyone would ever even dare to make such a statement about the Confederate monuments they are trying to remove? No one would ever make such a stupid blanket statements. And that is really one of the many major differences between social justice warriors and sane freedom loving individuals.
Now for the other African American icons in running to replace the monuments and statues connected to history:
- Jessie Jackson
- Michael Jackson
- Barack Hussein Obama
- George Henry White
Click here to see the video of a Chicago pastor calling for statues of Michael Jackson to replace George Washington monuments around the country.
Image: Romana Pierzga
Rap her up
Never heard of her!!
Oh hell no!
Let me guess thousands of people want a dumb$#%&!@*rapper were millions want the Monument that’s there. Why would you go with a thousand and p**s off millions ???