The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
how do i join?
In all honesty a redneck task force to combat Isis wouldn’t be a bad idea.
Redneck special forces….
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They’d be home in a week.
Problem solved in the middle east.
I’m in sign us up we’ll show them how we roll in the south!
Nice gun
Thank you guys .
We will have to protect ourselves AMERICA!!! OBAMA WONT !!! IMPEACH OBAMA RIGHT NOW AND SAVE OUR COUNTRY AMERICA!!!
Like a true redneck would do $#%&!@* for the government…. $#%&!@* Obama I’m no redneck but youd figure they would hate the mother$#%&!@*er
Now that is a weapon. Do you think his permit says open or cancelled?
About time.:)