The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Can we get a Hell Yeah!!!!!!!!!!
Now that’s a f’n weapon 🙂
Obama just wants to get rid of the Americans he most fears so he can control the rest.
Where do I sign up
THEY WOULD DO A BETTER JOB AT THIS POINT!! BUT WE NEED THEM TO FIGHT THE ENEMY WITHIN!!
I bet they could handle it.
Anybody, please
Josh Carter Lmao. $#%&!@* yeah.
Here, hold my beer!
Dove Hunt?