The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
scambbedextrous venemous tale twisters and unsentenced treasoners will only set us up for further failure and propaganda
MERICA
Dang…is that a 50 cal rifle ?
amen
This is joke, right? Redneck Special Forces? I’m it sounds awesome and everything… but for real?
That’s what I been saying all along.
Funny
Teason for obumba. Teason. Take back our country.
Don,t forget that Obama said it was OK TO KILL AMERICIAN,S FIGHTING ISIS.
Gitrdun !