The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Please stay home, we are going to need you right here.
Bwhaahaahaa. ….omgosh that’s so funny…whaahaa…lol
and Am serious.
Where do people come up with this c**p
NEVER underestimate a redneck!!!
Start here in Ameria first, please !!!
Shoot straight!
That weapon looks like Ma Deuce screwed an old Russian anti tank rifle.
Just give those rednecks enough ammo and they will get her done before next Friday
I have a 380 barely as big as my hand.
What’s that guy trying to make up for?