The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Damn tooting
Woo hooo ! LOCK & LOAD , Lets all go ! Amen
Count me in…
Were can I sign up .. I’ll bring my steal corn and thumper ..
The war would end in five days there’s no hunting on Sundays . were do I sign up
I want one of those guns!!
You better be ready right here in this country.If it were true these men would not live long because Isis would know where they are and know their numbers and their plan. In otherwords they would be ambushed.Does anyone actually believe that the Pentagon would do this?Sending in The special forces fully loaded would make more sence.I doubt this will happen because Obama would not let this happen.
No. We need them here to take care of the ISIS in our country
I will keep my sk that boy’s long gun is just to big to lug in the desert
Just because my name is what it is I’m not a redneck but damn I want to go