The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
should have done that alot sooner
cant de pend on obmaba that 4 sure
Or take out anyone wanting to declare martial law and make our country a dictatorship.
Nice gun
count me in
love the rednecks
I hadn’t thought of that but he is right, THEY HAVEN’T MET ANY OF OUR BUBBA’S YET HAVE THEY? YOU KNOW, THE BUBBA’S THAT R$#%&!@*EL ALLIGATORS AND GO FISHIN’ WITH DINO MITE WE AIN’T GOT MANY OF THOSE $#%&!@*S DOWN HERE YET.
I want to be a member. Send me a application.
If it wasn’t for the current ROE, our active duty forces would have wiped them out already! Better over there than here.
We only wish it was that easy!