The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Can I join? Vietnam Medavac/Spec OPs Pilot
I’ll bet that there isn’t any meat left after he shoots them with that thing.
There is only 71 of them, shouldn’t take more then 2 or 3 of you good old boys, shoot one for me.
lol
red necks are really awesome…dracos…give them credit they are nationalists for Sure..
Not a bad idea, actually.
HEY ALL YOU MUSLIM FREAKS..LOOK OUT..HERE COMES THE REDNECKS…LOL
rednecks are flunkies
Doen to 58 now; and an OPEN SEASON; NO BAG LIMIT; NO LICENSE REQUITED
I wouldn’t think isis would want anything to do with these guys