The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
I would trust those American Rednecks to defent this country every time… Rednecks, Americas first line of defense, no one would ever be able to locate a Redneck on his own turf..
Let’s go get them!
K
Right on
sign me up
DOESNT HE KNOW WE ALREADY EXCIST
can’t miss with that
Go get ’em boys!!!! Lol
LOVE IT LOL BRING IT
Love it, Southerners will take care of them