Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”

I guess just get a goat
they are doing too much inbreeding.
muslim pig
That’s funny. Well guys guess there Wil be a lot of new babies in heaven. Lol
Muslim logic….
Words of wisdom……..yuck
So there are alot of pregnant goats and first cousins in the Arabian nights
where are these total morons coming from ????
Did I Happen To Mention This?!?!? YOU WONDER WHY PEOPLE WITH ACTUAL FUNCTIONING BRAINS BELIEVE EVERY WORD OF ISLAM IS B******T?!?!? WONDER NO MORE!!!!!!
Dumbass! !!!!