Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”

What a moron.
Were do these Muslim cleric come up with the crazy ideas they are dumb then a box of rocks and they will believe him
These people are truly stupid !
Um—What?????
at least my kids won’t look like a goat
Lmfao
What about all those goats
I guess it’s a good thing that most of us guys aren’t headed to the Muslim afterlife
What an ignorant man. Only believe the Holy Bible and Jehovah God!!!!!
Said a dumbass who thinks that pregnancy is possible if someone is pure spiritual energy.