Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”

THEY ARE INSANE. WACKED
And why is this of interest to anyone? Not worth my time.
Well, what do you expect! They need to moderize their religion for sure!
“Pure Rocket Science” !
well how stupid is that/ LOL
People still living in the first century A.D.and wonder why they can’t fit into modern society?
So when they cut off someone hands that would be abortion?
So, it’s ok for them to rape women and marry and rape little girls, but forbidden to pleasure themselves for fear their hands will get pregnant in the afterlife… what a crock! Perverted idiots!
But having sex with a 9 yr old is fine cuz they’re adults then.
Better take yer hands to planned parenthood!