Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
what an idiot
I wonder if he has his big red clown shoes on
Future liberal.
Maybe its the big green hat!!
Lol
Lykah Didato Malawani, it’s so obvious you are islamic… even your name is a dead give away…. let’s get your muslim$#%&!@*straight right here and now…. “WE THE PEOPLE OF AMERICA AREN’T PLAYED BY OUR GOVERNMENT, WE HATE THAT OUR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS HAVE BECOME SOOOO WEAK AND BALL LESS OVER THE YEARS AS TO ALLOW YOU TURDS HERE…. WE HATE YOUR ISLAMIC WAYS AS ANYONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD. WHEN SOME COME AND CONVERT, AND MEET OUR LIVING GOD, THE GREAT “I AM” , THEY ARE SO HAPPY AND REALIZE WHAT UTTER FOOLS THEY WERE TO FOLLOW AFTER ALLAH! THEY TELL US ALL THE BAD AND TELL US HOW WONDERFUL IT IS TO ESCAPE SUCH BARBARIC BELIEFS. .. THEY LOVE THE FEELING OF JESUS IN THEIR HEARTS AND TO ACTUALLY FEEL GOD AND SEE HIM WORKING IN THEIR LIFE’S DAILY. THEY LOVE THE FACT THE GREAT I AM IS ALIVE AND WELL FOR THEIR SOULS SAKE…. You on the other hand will not know that GLORIOUS feeling, unless you denounce that dead, false,demonic,full of hate, demented diabolical, foolish god you call allah, and turn to Jesus and give your soul over to the LIVING GOD!!! HE IS ABOUT LOVE,GOODNESS, KINDNESS,JOY AND HAPPINESS ETC. YOUR ALAH IS ABOUT, HATE, EVIL,LYING, CHEATING ,MURDERING ETC. SO WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT!!!??? WHY WOULD YOU BELIEVE PEOPLE WITH A BRAIN WOULD WANT THAT!! WE IN AMERICA AND OTHER COUNTRIES LOVE THE REAL GOD AND HAVE HIM. WE DON’T WANT YOUR GOD!!! HE,’S NOTHING BUT A LARGE PILE OF CAMEL DUNG!!!!! JUST LIKE HIS FOLLOWERS!!!! UNFORTUNATELY ON EARTH, ISLAM WINS FOR A WHILE, BUT THE GREAT I AM SAID NOT FOR LONG. HE WILL COME WITH HIS ARMY AND DESTROY ALL WHO ARE ON 5HE EARTH, WITH HIS SWORD THAT IS SHARPER THAN ANY TWO EDGE SWORD MAN HAS NEVER SEEN THE LIKES OF HOW SHARP IT IS…. HIS SWORD IS THE WORD OF GOD AND WHEN JESUS COMES BACK WITH THE SAINTS TO WAR WITH THE WORLD ,HE WILL SHOUT THE WORD OF GOD TO YOU AND YOU WILL DIE!!!! AND NO MAN CAN WIN AGAINST THE LIVING GOD, NO MATTER HOW MANY COME AGAINST HIM AT ONCE….. OUR GOD CREATED SATAN AND MADE HIM BEAUTIFUL, TALENTED AND LET HIM BE POWERFUL, BUT HE GOT SO HAULTY HE THOUGHT HE WAS BETTER AND STRONGER THAN GOD BECAUSE HE HAD TURNED OTHER ANGELS FROM GOD, BUT GOD CAST THEM OUT OF HEAVEN, AND THEY CAN NEVER GO BACK TO HEAVEN, THAT IS WHY SATAN WANTS ALL SOULS, BECAUSE HE CAN’T GO TO HEAVEN HE DOESN’T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO GO. GOD IS ALLOWING HIM TO TRY TO WIN YOUR SOUL FOR A TIME, BUT WHEN GOD IS READY IT WILL STOP. THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE IN HEAVEN FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN’T LOVE THE LIVING GOD!!! HELL IS THE ONLY AFTERLIFE FOR THEM, AND SATAN AND HIS DEMONS WILL HAVE NO MORE POWER AFTER 1000 YEAR REIN FOR THE 10,444 JEWS, AFTER THAT SATAN WILL BE CAST INTO HELL AGAIN AND HE’LL GETS SEALED FOREVER AND EVER!!! THOSE THAT CHOSE TO LIVE FOR THE LIVING GOD WILL LIVE WITH HIM FOREVER AND EVER AND NEVER KNOW EVIL, HATE, PAIN OR SORROW EVER AGAIN!!! THE ONES WHO GO TO HELL, THEY WILL ONLY KNOW PAIN,EVIL,HATE AND SORROW. BITING AND KNASHING OF TEETH , BURNING IN HELL FOR EVER AND EVER…. OH AND BY THE WAY, THERE MIGHT BE VIRGINS THERE IN HELL, BUT YOU CAN’T HAVE SEX, YOUR BODY IS GONE, YOU ONLY HAVE A SOUL, THAT WILL BE TORMENTED. …. YOU WILL REMEMBER SEX AND CRAVE IT BUT YOU CAN’T HAVE IT!!!!! SO GO CONVERT, EAT SOME PORK AND YOU’LL LOVE THEM BOTH!!!!
I think they’ll need to remember the all beef hotdogs for the weenie roast in the Lake Of Fire
FREAKIN WIERD…..
Nice hat fool….LoL!!
I think he needs a better looking hat!