Tell us something we don’t already know.
And now she admits it – Hillary Clinton is not human. Ask reporters, they know! It is well-documented in articles and books. It is confirmed by friends and staffers. In the summer months, inside a stuffy New Hampshire gymnasium, under the baking sun at the Iowa State Fair — reporters witness it all the time.
Hillary Clinton literally does not sweat.
Is she a space alien? A robot? A zombie/vampire hybrid? Does she have a portrait at home of herself that ages in her place and looks hideous? Questions arise on the next page: