Hillary: “I’m Really Not Even a Human Being”


In a Buzzfeed/ Another Round interview Hillary finally answered the big question.

Who is the “real Hillary”?

The answer is exactly what conspiracy theorists have claimed for decades

Read on, or listen below:

ANOTHER ROUND: OK. This is an odd question that I lobbied for a lot because it’s one of my favorite questions to ask people. If you don’t have an answer, that’s fine, but I will be a little sad. What’s the weirdest thing about you?

HILLARY CLINTON: The weirdest thing about me is that I don’t sweat.

ANOTHER ROUND: Obviously. Best argument for Hillary as a robot: zero sweat.

HILLARY CLINTON: You guys are the first to realize that I’m really not even a human being. I was constructed in a garage in Palo Alto a very long time ago. People think that, you know, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, they created it. Oh no. I mean, a man whose name shall remain nameless created me in his garage.

Source: Buzz Feed

There you have it, direct from the source. Hillary is Zylon Cyborg intent on destruction of humanity. If she wins the nomination, she will be almost there…

Stay tuned for the next terrifying chapter.

 



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