If you think the detainees at Gitmo have it hard, think again. Case in point is Muhammad Rahim al-Afghani, classified as a “high value” terrorist who worked directly with Bin Laden, al-Afghani is looking for love from Gitmo.
That’s right, any ladies out there who are looking for an infamous “mate” who spends time criticing American culture, and shows his tender side by caring for his pet “banna rat”, al-Afghani might just be your man–of course don’t think you’ll talk him into shaving that beard any time soon.
Hook up with him on match.com, he no longer wants to use “Ashley Madison” he wrote from Gitmo to his lawyer.
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Should they even have access to internet?
Why does he have internet access shouldn’t he be be getting kicked in the head or something instead of surfing the web?
Lmbp
sounds like gitmo is like a regular prison if they get internet
absolutely outrageous
tired of those other dating sites that just don’t have the one for you?….well don’t be lonely tonight, just call…..
Don’t tell me turn on,s women in burka and walks in mine fields.
I wish that image wasn’t burned in my mind. That’s the woman for him though.
I was gonna say this was baaaaad(get it?)but actually it was hilarious!
Who pays that internet bill?